Q:
This kid is brilliant! He's clearly the one for my film/TV project.
How can I reach him?
A:
Your best bet is to e-mail him at alex -at- wildhare -dot- com.
(If
you're not a soul-less automated web crawler you'll know what bits
to replace. Apologies for not including a mailto link but those things
pick up spam faster than a blue-light special at an Arkansas K-Mart.)
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Q:
What do you have against Spam, Arkansas, or K-Mart?
A:
Nothing, it was just a cheap spam joke. Spammers deserve it. No
offense to Spam intended.
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Q:
How many scripts has Alex Hare written?
A:
Alex has written a total of three feature spec screenplays, two television
spec screenplays, and one spec pilot. The third feature, "Zoo
Story," and two television specs (Buffy
and Smallville) are
available for download.
He has also completed polishes, rewrites,
and revisions on a series of independent features. If they ever get made, you'll hear him bragging about it here, first.
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Q:
Who represents Alex Hare?
A:
Alex Hare is currently without representation. Clearly, a golden opportunity
for an entrepreneurial agent or manager.
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Q:
wildhare.com used to be a web site for a 3-d artist. What happened?
A:
David Hare was the previous owner of the wildhare.com domain name.
We've provided David with a snazzy wildhare.com e-mail address of
his very own. if you're looking
for david hare, click here to send him an e-mail.
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Q:
Is <insert band name here> playing this month?
A:
You are probably looking for "The
Wild Hare" live reggae club in Chicago. There are no bands
affiliated with wildhare.com at this time. Sadly, Alex Hare lacks
any discernable music faculties. Singing in the shower or car does
not count if you do it badly. He does.
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Q:
Are you affiliated with KRZR in
Fresno, California?
A:
wildhare.com has nothing to do with any radio stations at this time.
In the highly unlikely event that Alex Hare inherits a radio station,
or the vast sums of wealth required for one, you'll read about it
here first.
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Q:
Can we order hazmat/firefighting equipment here?
a:
You are looking for Wild
Hare Unlimited.
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Q:
I ordered [insert art piece name here], where is it?
A:
As of this writing, wildhare.com is a promotional site for written
work of Alex Hare. Despite Alex Hare's background in fine art and
graphic design he does not accept commissions for or sell works of visual art on the
Internet.
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Q:Are
you the same Alex Hare as the Australian photographer?
A:
If the photographer is who you're after, then this is not the Alex
Hare you are looking for. This one can barely remember to take a camera
with him to parties, theme parks, conventions, or family gatherings
at the holidays. Thanks to the wonders of the Information Superhighway,
and the occasional bout of ego-surfing, Alex has learned that his
name is not as uncommon as he might have once thought.
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